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The Gallery is the South Bronx lounge that promised to "redefine nightlife." (Operators, please stop it with this phrase — at this point, nightlife has been "redefined" more often than the definitions of torture and pornography.) John Fathom runs the venue as an art gallery, and musicians Salese and Mikey Eyes oversee the post–4 p.m. lounge. The objective is to bring South Beach to the South Bronx, and by the looks of the ladies on their MySpace page, which include *I'm M@Gic@lly D3LiciOus* and $$$$$ Bunny $$$$$, they ain’t foolin’. The menu consists of bruschetta, a crab tostada, panini, and sushi rolls such as a “spicy hand job.” Yes, they went there. — Daniel Maurer